Following are the newly added Funny Diwali Wishes. We are sure you will love our Diwali Funny Wishes.

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag me kuch ujala ho.
Aur tum insaano jaisa
Vyavhaar karna shuru kardo……!!!!

Happy Deepavali Friends

Stylish Breakup –
Boy bought a gift for his
girlfriend.
G.F : what the hell wud i
do with this diwali rocket ??
Boy : you wanted stars naa ?
Now sit on it and Get lost

This Diwali I am sending you “CASH”
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs

Wish You Happy Diwali 2015

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,

Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao

SHER Chup Ker SHIKAR Nahi Kerte,
Apne Kabhi Khul Kr “VAR” Nahi Kerte,
“HUM” Wo “King Hain” Jo Happy Diwali Kehne Ke Liye
23 OCT Ka “INTEZAR” Nahi Kerte.
Happy DIWALI…!!!

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..

Happy Diwali

On this Diwali festival, may you be blessed with
Hrithik’s six pack body;
Salman’s perennial youth;
Saif’s eye for freshness;
Shah Rukh’s sense of humour;
Aamir’s dedication for excellence;
And Amitabh’s continuous rising success!

May this  Diwali  give you popularity of Windows,
Features of Linux, Independence of JAVA, ease of Visual Basic,
and Power of Unix!

Happy Deepawali!

Funny Diwali Wishes

Diwali is an occasion to enjoy the festival with friends, offer them sweets and wishes. Here we are providing some funny wishes which you can send to your friends and have some fun.

Wish u Happy Diwali

Wish u Happy Diwali

I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu

bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “BUZURGO” ko nipta lu.

Ur Eyes Patakha

Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.

Funny Diwali Wishes

Diwali aa rhai hay
Roshni chaa rhai hay
Choro sab problems
Zindagi muskura rhai hay

Funful sms for Diwali festival

Dhamako Ki Starting, Patakho Ki Bauchar,
Suraj Ki Kirane, Apno Ka Pyaar,
Mubaar Ho Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyuhaar,
Jiwan Main Ho Khushiya Apar.